Certain members of my writers’ group, who may or may not include the editors of the CSFG’s most recent short story anthology, have a predilection for the dark art of punning.
We tolerate this foible, because we understand that compulsive punning is a sickness. But our hearts are heavy, because we know, too, that it is a degenerative condition.
To the punners among us, I say: Get help! Stop, while you still can! Or see what your futures hold: